What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

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What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans