What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland