What's black and doesn't work in an off...

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap?

I can clearly see you're nuts.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

Decaf Coffee Jokes More Decaf Coffee Jokes

What's black and does not work?

Decaf Coffee

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!