What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

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Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What's up ?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.