What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

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How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

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Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof