What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.