Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

Why did the flower fall over?

It was a little daisy

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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.