What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What happens if you steel?

You have to get Alloy-er

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What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"