What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

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What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

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What's Peyton Manning's favorite hair style?

The blowout

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

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What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated