What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!