What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Cap Jokes More Cap Jokes

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers