What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

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What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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When is a door a container?

When it is ajar!

What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.