What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

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What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.