What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

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What's the definition of apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.

What's the definition of a nerd?

A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !