What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.