What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

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Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.