What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

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How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.