What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What do you see when you go to the tiny beach?

Microwaves.

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.