What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner