What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What would Bill Cosby's name be if he was Russian?

Vladimir Puddin'

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger?

Fiscal therapy

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.