What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

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Where do fish deposit their money?

River banks

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

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What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job