What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

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What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."