What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.