What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.