What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.