What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

Test Tickle Jokes More Test Tickle Jokes

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

Factory Jokes More Factory Jokes

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles