What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

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Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

What's the first thing the cannibal did after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped.