What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!