What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

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Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid