They told him his wife died recently.
Nothing, you already told her twice.
Microsoft.
I'll tell you later.
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
Because he didn't see the funny side to it.
Laughing stock. What do you call a grumpy cow? A Feminist
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
A mummy bear