What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

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Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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What's the most important part about making a Pokemon joke?

The Exeggution!

What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats?

The handicap.