What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

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Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!