Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!