What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

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What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.