What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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What's the most popular Russian streaming service?

Nyetflix

What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz