What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

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United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.

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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.