What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What is a sailor's favorite letter?

From his wife back home

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Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

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What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

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Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

What do a black person and a bike have in common?

they both don't work without a chain.

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

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How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.