How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

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What's a poor person favorite meal?

Sleep.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

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Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.