Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

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Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

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Why did the Square divorce the Circle?

It was sleeping around.

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience"

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler