What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

What are you doing man?

Him: " I am dusting off man.."

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.