What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

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How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

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What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

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What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.