How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

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What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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They're both tree fellers.

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

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It was taped.

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Because they always leave you stumped!

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BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

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What's that noise?

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Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

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A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"