What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

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Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

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What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.