What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.