What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing