What time was it?

A quarter to three.

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Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.