What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.