Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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What's water?

so she wouldn't feel stupid.

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.