What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

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Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"