What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

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Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener